So this blog doesn't really have a theme so it's all over the place like my priorities in life. I'm 16, currently in Australia where drop bears are my only fears along with being alone yeah I'm also single but you have a good time looking at my blog cheers.

brittany-snodes:

becapella:

lameborghini:

reblog if u have an erection

how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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lubeisfortheweak:

policeghost:

President Obama’s presidential seal decides to have the day off.  (x)

He is just so cute…..

 #I don’t care if you don’t like him as a president #IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM AS A PERSON THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU BECAUSE

thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

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deadlightsgirl:

me-lunas:

good.

I just stared at this for like ten minutes

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gaymers-inc:

jas0nwaterfalls:

LMAO

I want a relationship as perfect as Jane and Brads.

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ohmahgahd:

THIS WEBSITE.

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ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

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avengersonna:

assassins-and-rookies:

Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!

Beat that dc

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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