So this blog doesn't really have a theme so it's all over the place like my priorities in life. I'm 16, currently in Australia where drop bears are my only fears along with being alone yeah I'm also single but you have a good time looking at my blog cheers.
reblog if u have an erection
how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
President Obama’s presidential seal decides to have the day off. (x)
He is just so cute…..
they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg
I just stared at this for like ten minutes
I want a relationship as perfect as Jane and Brads.
Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin
you fucking go girl
Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!
Beat that dc
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them